This is my story, and I'm sticking to it!
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It all started one day when I was innocently eating my two yams. I was eating them very gingerly just like a proper little lady should...
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But then, I started hearing this voice inside my head. He was telling me what to do, and he said he was "The King"!
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First, he told me to eat about 100 yams.
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Then, he told me to grab the bowl of yams off the counter. Now, I would never think of doing such a thing. But, he was "The King", so I thought I should obey.
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He commanded, "Make like a chipmunk, and stuff another yam in your mouth!"
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My cheeks were pretty full already, but I had to comply.
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He made me put both my hands in the bowl and mush up the yams with my fingers. It was not fun. Really, I hated it.
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"Put the bowl of yams on my lap? King, how could you suggest such a thing?"
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I wasn't happy about it, but I did what "The King" commanded.
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Then, he told me to roar like a lion (with food in my mouth- really, how dreadful!) Still, I did as "The King" wished.
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Then, he told me I needed a manicure! What nerve! This was all his fault! What a hound-dog!
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King, I beg of you, I pleaded, "Please make me stop eating these yams! And for goodness sake, reveal yourself! What exactly are you "The King" of, anyway?"
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He said he would give me a hint! And, all of a sudden, my lip started twitching, and I felt like singing and dancing! And, as sick as I felt from the yams, I started craving fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches!
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So can you guess who this "King" was who had taken over and corrupted my perfect little self? That's right, it was "The King of Rock n' Roll"...
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I had become FAT ELVIS!!!
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